Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
Buying this if/when I or someone I know gets pregnant.
oh my god you said mama!!!
maRIUS YOURE LATE WHATS WRONG TODAY YOU LOOK AS IF YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST SOME WHINE AND SAY WHATS GOING ON A GHOST YOU SAY A GHOST MAYBE SHE WAS JUST LIKE A GHOST ONE MINUTE THERE THEN SHE WAS GONE
i wish i just knew languages without having to learn them
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
I’m sorry did you save the doctor with cpr
Did you defeat a witch’s spell with a rhyming word from harry potter
Did you take care of the doctor in 1913 England when he didn’t even remember himself
Did you recognize the master before the doctor did
Did you save all of humanity’s ass from the master by spreading the story of the doctor?
Then why don’t you stop being a little bitch about Martha Jones being a useless unneeded character
What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair