Ik weet da ge dees ziet, Tom
(via howtedmethiswife)
i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
sometimes up
sometimes down
sometimes painful
sometimes not
depends
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
(via timeladyof221b)
THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING
(Source: ordinaryactsofbravery, via tiny-little-redhead)
(Source: thefrogman, via tiny-little-redhead)
Icarus (Ίκαρος, Vikare); son to master craftsman Daedalus.
Icarus and his father were imprisoned in the labyrinth, after Daedalus helped Theseus defeat the Minotaur and escape with King Minos’ daughter Ariadne. Daedalus fashioned two pairs of wings out of wax and feathers so that he and his son could escape, and warned Icarus not to fly too high or too low. But Icarus did not heed his father’s warnings. Over-excited by his flight, Icarus flew higher and higher. The wax melted, and the feathers came free. And so Icarus fell into the sea and drowned.
(via bananakingcooper)
IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “ITS NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS
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(Source: waltzy, via bananakingcooper)
peeta:
how to win the hunger games without really really trying
One of my many talents is laughing uncontrollably at inappropriate times and places