I like liking things.

Whazzup, I'm weird.

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

kbo-londondreamer:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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Buying this if/when I or someone I know gets pregnant.

(via tiny-little-redhead)

thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

(Source: epiphanyvisuals, via tiny-little-redhead)

baby:

ma...ma...

mom:

oh my god you said mama!!!

baby:

maRIUS YOURE LATE WHATS WRONG TODAY YOU LOOK AS IF YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST SOME WHINE AND SAY WHATS GOING ON A GHOST YOU SAY A GHOST MAYBE SHE WAS JUST LIKE A GHOST ONE MINUTE THERE THEN SHE WAS GONE

tokyoghosts:

i wish i just knew languages without having to learn them

(via bored-timetravelling-angel)

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

(via peevesy)

larstheyeti:

Nobody cares what you think, stomach. [theawkwardyeti]

larstheyeti:

Nobody cares what you think, stomach. [theawkwardyeti]

(via tastefullyoffensive)

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

(Source: themanwithfrozenhearts, via peevesy)

jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

(via peevesy)

thewerebunny:

drunkoffbutterbeer:

I’m sorry did you save the doctor with cpr

Did you defeat a witch’s spell with a rhyming word from harry potter

Did you take care of the doctor in 1913 England when he didn’t even remember himself

Did you recognize the master before the doctor did

Did you save all of humanity’s ass from the master by spreading the story of the doctor?

No?

Then why don’t you stop being a little bitch about Martha Jones being a useless unneeded character 

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(Source: claroswinoswald, via peevesy)

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

(via the-midget)

Peter’s first meeting with the TARDIS (i suppose)
[x]

(Source: capaldilieu, via husbandsklaine)

awesomefrench:

Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure

oui 

(Source: isxbelle)